Michael Jackson’s Brain is Missing
All day long I have been hearing news stories about the poor fellow in Camden, New Jersey, who died when he fell into a vat of melted chocolate. —– I think I have hit upon the most accurate definition of ambivalence possible. My initial impulse is to feel sorry for the man. My other, more initial impulse is to wonder about falling into a vat of chocolate. It seems less a death than a fantasy. Or, as my wife says, the perfect snack for me. And then I start to feel really bad for t