AI Top 13: Revisted b/c Michael Jackson died and summer programming blows (But its ok b/c I have Jesus Juice)
So Michael Jackson died the other day. The world wept into its Jesus Juice and started downloading all of his music. Everyone felt bad for making jokes about him for so long and started feeling sorry for him. They wondered whether or not they, and the media, made him a circus freak. At least for an instant. Then they went back to dancing to Thriller. More autopsies were ordered. Prescription drugs were confiscated.